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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:59

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Do you know what she said mum?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What do you mean son?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

True - how I loved my mum!

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Why do flat earthers exist?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What! how could you do that?

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?